Attn. Mr. Weasel
Yes, this blog has been dead of late. But I've not forgotten our wager, and given that a three game set has resulted in the Yankees taking the first two games, you are in my debt.
I must ponder.
Given that there's a decent chance that Yankees won't make the playoffs this season, I must take my joy where I can find it. And though you seem a decent sort of chap, I feel no remorse at taking said joy at your expense.
I will attempt to leave your innocent, though still malleable, child out of my plans.
In other news, I am remiss in not yet welcoming Beckett Ace into the world. One of the highlights of my trip back East was being able to hold the young lad on the same day he returned home from the hospital while trying not to make his mother laugh in a way that might rupture her c-section sutures.
In all seriousness, I'm beyond delighted that two of my favorite people have decided to extend their family and I look forward to, as time passes, telling young Beckett all sorts of things about his parents that they might prefer he did not know.
And, lastly, if anyone needed proof that the concept of the beauty pageant is outdated and a total crock, I give you Miss Teen South Carolina, who quite neatly puts the lie to the "scholarship" aspect of the whole charade.
I must ponder.
Given that there's a decent chance that Yankees won't make the playoffs this season, I must take my joy where I can find it. And though you seem a decent sort of chap, I feel no remorse at taking said joy at your expense.
I will attempt to leave your innocent, though still malleable, child out of my plans.
In other news, I am remiss in not yet welcoming Beckett Ace into the world. One of the highlights of my trip back East was being able to hold the young lad on the same day he returned home from the hospital while trying not to make his mother laugh in a way that might rupture her c-section sutures.
In all seriousness, I'm beyond delighted that two of my favorite people have decided to extend their family and I look forward to, as time passes, telling young Beckett all sorts of things about his parents that they might prefer he did not know.
And, lastly, if anyone needed proof that the concept of the beauty pageant is outdated and a total crock, I give you Miss Teen South Carolina, who quite neatly puts the lie to the "scholarship" aspect of the whole charade.





